Have you got Openpaperitis?
Having difficulty remembering which day of the week it is?
Unable to carry a cup of tea without spilling it?
Got a strange will to murder anyone sunbathing on Vanbrugh Bowl?
Why not try SODDIT®, the new relaxation technique.
Information available from all good arts students.
SODDIT is a registered act of The History and English Youths' Department Of
Never-Over-Worked Thumb-twiddlers (THEYDONOWT)
