Back in the USSR

Back to the All-Night Report

The Beatles
Same tune...
Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC; Doing lab reports and living on coffee;
Didn't get to bed last night. Didn't get to bed last night.
On the way the paper bag was on my knee, Will I ever get it done, I'll have to see:
Man, I had a dreadful flight, Man, I had a load to write,
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I'm back in the USSR. I'm back to the all-night report.
You don't know how lucky you are, boy. You don't know you're fucked till you are, boy.
Back in the USSR. Back to the all-night report!
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Been away so long I hardly knew the place Been away for Christmas getting off my face
Gee it's good to be back home. Gee I wanna be back home.
Left it till tomorrow to unpack my case, Left it till tomorrow, now it's quite a race,
Honey, disconnect the phone. Stressed and starting soon to foam.
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I'm back in the USSR. I'm back to the all-night report.
You don't know how lucky you are, boy. You don't know you're fucked till you are, boy.
Back in the US, Back in the US, Back in the USSR. Back to the all-night, back to the all-night, back to the all-night report!
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Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out, Well I've done a bit but I'm such a lout;
They leave the west behind. I'll leave the rest behind.
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout, But will I finish? I have my doubts,
That Georgia's always on my-my-my-my-my-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind!That deadline's always on my-my-my-my-my-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind!
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I'm back in the USSR. I'm back to the all-night report.
You don't know how lucky you are, boy. You don't know you're fucked till you are, boy.
Back in the USSR. Back to the all-night report!
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Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out, Well I've done a bit but I'm such a lout;
They leave the west behind. I'll leave the rest behind.
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout, But will I finish? I have my doubts,
That Georgia's always on my-my-my-my-my-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind!That deadline's always on my-my-my-my-my-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind!
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Show me 'round your snow-peaked mountains way down south,Show me round the problem - why've I left it late?
Take me to your Daddy's farm I leave it even when I'm warned.
Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out, Heating's turned off for the night; coffee my mate,
Come and keep your comrade warm. Come and keep your comrade warm.
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I'm back in the USSR. I'm back to the all-night report.
You don't know how lucky you are, boy. You don't know you're fucked till you are, boy.
Back in the USSR. Back to the all-night report!
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Simon, 14/15.1.99; 05:30; after finishing two reports...



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