Psalm

A Psalm

The top part is the tune - to be sung in unison. The alto, tenor and bass parts are intended to be droned by tone-deaf drunk people.

1. As I was walking down the ' street one ' day : I ' saw a ' house on ' fire.

2. There was a man, shouting and screaming from the ' top ' window : for ' he was ' sore af ' raid.

3. "Jump, you ' fucker, ' jump : jump into this here blanket what we are holding, and ' you will ' be al ' right."

4. He jumped, hit the deck, broke his ' bleedin ' neck : there ' was ' no ' blanket.

5. Laugh? We ' nearly ' shat : we hadn't laughed so hard since David crashed his car, and Steve's Dad reversed into Taku, and Lewis broke down Steve's door, and Taku got strangled by Tim Widdowson and went purple, and Alex and Lewis punched holes in Steve's wall, and Taku reversed into a van, and Anthony danced, and Simon walked into a glass door, and Keith got covered in tinsle and shaving foam, and Steve failed his ' driving ' test · for the ' fourth time.

6. For we are ' miserable ' sinners : ' fil ' thy ' fuckers.

A-rseholes

Stop singing/droning