Chris and Dave were best friends. They shared many things in common, such as liking coffee, putting on and playing in gigs, pretending to do an electronics degree, and getting kicks out of DIY.

But these hobbies were overshadowed by the main pastime of both friends. This time-consuming, space-in-stomach-consuming, EC-food-mountain-consuming sport was cooking and eating fried food and doughnuts. In fact, the two had a patent out for their remarkable invention of fried blueberry doughnuts, which made up about 29% of their diet. Or anti-diet, as it really was.

This is a short tale of the ruin of Chris and Dave. They are currently living in poverty in a small wooden box in Grimsby. A small wooden box that they originally built to hold drums, back in the old days when they used to enjoy DIY. This is how it happened.