Welcome to your home for the time being. This page will supply you with so much interest and wonder that you will soon want to move here permanently. Currently the rent is free, though if enough people want to live here, I shall charge you all money and open a Big Bite restaurant with the proceeds.

At the moment, though, there is no Big Bite, and this home comes with very little, though I do have an en-suite shower that you can use. So to give yourself something to do, leave the house and wander into the village, where you can see many wonderful things.

Hairy Whale will be your guide, but since he is a whale, he is largely untrainable. This means he isn't really much good at guided tours, and tends just to wander around the place aimlessly. I expect you will find that you will be doing just that before very long as you find yourself, rather like Digory and Polly in the wood between the worlds, hanging around and forgetting you'd ever been anywhere else.

There are many wonderous marvelous things around the village to amuse or confuse you, and you are welcome to investigate wherever you like.

So engross yourself in what this place has to offer and dream away happily; the rent is now 40 quid a week, Big Bite will be opening within the next month, and aren't you glad you've always lived here?

Emmigrate

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