The exhibit room is much like any museum - there are lots of things to see, all of them slightly interesting, but you can't quite be bothered to choose which item to give your attention to, resulting in your wandering aimlessly about half-looking at things and wishing you'd brought a chair and some food.

You see a variety of less-than-wholly-pleasant things in the room, all in glass cases (you're not sure whether this is to stop you from touching them, or stop them from getting out and touching you...). A Campus Fare meal, some horse-racing memorabelia, some music in six sharps, an nhs form that needs to be filled in, a dentist's appontment card... you feel a little sick.

The smell from your kitchen bin replaces the half-baked chocolate from next door, and you notice that the clock on the wall is stuck in AM. You start to feel a little cold as the wind chill factor creeps in to surround you, so you steal one of Tony Tew's jumpers off display and put it on to keep warm. As you look around you see the decoration of the room is split in two - one side is the University Electronics Department, and the other is Alcuin Bar, which is kindly showing crap late-night channel-five films on YSTV. You try to look away in disgust, but everywhere is as bad.

You head for the electronics department side, and find yourself in labs. A phone on the wall distracts you from the hypnotic oscilloscope display - you pick it up, and 'Tina' asks you if you'd like to buy a window. You tell her you'd rather have tuna-mayonnaise sandwiches forced upon you; she calls you a dirty pervert and hangs up - in hindsight you realise she may have mis-heard part of your last comment...

Before the surreal nature of this realisation of your nightmares overcomes you, you head back to the entrance hall.