| "Another great masterpiece of our time" | - Anon. |
| "From the writer of 'The Land of Nod', this is surely good enough to keep even the busiest people away from their work for a good couple of minutes" | - Anon's brother. |
| "Yes - this is surely the best literature I have read for ages, I highly recommend it to all people." | - Anon's Mum. |
| "People from all walks of life, all ages, will undoubtedly find this a stimulating read and it is surely a story that all will enjoy. Fantastic, Fab, Lush!" | - Anon's Dad. |
| "Anon's whole family usually talks bullshit" | - All Anon's friends. |