Intoxicated
| Drunk | Drunken | Fuddled |
| Inebriated | Maudlin | Merry |
| Tight | Tipsy | Well-oiled |
| Legless | Slaughtered | Plastered |
| Rat-arsed | Kaylied | Bevvied |
| Totalled | Smashed | Hammered |
| Off your head | Out of your tree | Sozzled |
| Slashed | Pissed | Three sheets to the wind |
| Wastered | Tanked up | Gone |
| Under the table | Steaming | Off your face |
| Fucked | Shit-faced | Over the limit |
| Out of it | Boozed up | Nissed as a pewt |
| Wankered | Bollocksed | Besoffen |
| One over the eight | Wassailed | Mashed |
| Blastered | Off your radar | Bladdered |
| Langered | Schindlers | Steamed |
| Ratted | Pie-eyed | Spammered |
| Trolleyed | Pissed as a fart | |
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