You see the following books on sale:
| The Lack of Facilities in the NHS | by A Ward |
| How to make Clocks out of Headwear | by Dr Capstick |
| Christianity in the Local Area | by R Kirk |
| How to Rid the World of Andys | by Andy Hunt |
| Opinions of the South-east | by Ken Todd |
| The Academic's Guide to Combatting Impotence | by Professor Everard |
| Gory Medical Surgery | by C A Harte |
| Goliath is a Tall Giant | by David S Short |
| How to be Prepared for Simon Visiting: | by Moore, T. |
| Our Cottage, in the Middle Of | R. Lane |
| Stealing from Farmers Vol. 1: Poaching Cattle | by Nick Bullock |
| Stealing from Farmers Vol. 2: Arable Theft | by Rob Field |
| Making Clothes from Garden Flowers | by Hyacinth Taylor |
| Shaving Troubles | by Mr Hehir |
| How to Keep Your Strength All Night: | by A Woodcock |
| Got Back Too Late For Dinner | by Mr Cook |
| A Hairy Whale is Not That Amazing an Animal | by Harry Chicken |